Let’s Play Ancient Greek Punishment: free retro games by Pippin Barr.
These are so tasteless and so brilliant.
Also, handy reference guide for Greek mythology students: never get Tantalus and Sisyphus mixed up again!
(Zeno isn’t a mythological figure, he’s just the guy who discovered the underlying principle of dissertation writing.)
Is it possible to win these?
“The floor is lava!”
— Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)
"Solum rhyax est!"
whenever my pets sigh im just like i know how u feel bby talk 2 me